new video game system

i just went to the store and picked up my state of the art pong arcade system now i can pwn at pong the original what huphpotonous what oh and i decided that i enjoy making racist comments while at trader joes because sometimes there are other races there and it is offensive to them thats just me being controversial agian once at the zoo i was watching the giraffes and then they opened the giraffe feeding area but i could not afford it sadly so i challenged the giraffe to a game of pong but he has yet to text me back on his blueberry

my hero

steak(martin luther king jr erased)

it is my favorite food and it makes me calm
oh and i want to have its baby also there was a hooker in a tent in paris and liam neeson so watch out for that oh and i have a new fetish for cinnabons

Werewolves

i was at a rave for puppies called puppy rave 8 and then this werewolf came and crashed the party and turned everyone into werewolves except me so i had to fight off werewolves like in i am legend where i was will smith but i didnt die at the end oh and i didnt have to kill any puppies either so i deserve props on that oh and i like gingerbread it is yummy

Last nite

Poem song

Don't you call this regular jam

this jam is gonna rock this (culinary) land

Thees berries gonna take the world by storm

DOn't let the jam get warm 

LIke George Forman or rachael Ray

Aristotles superrior bery jam is here to stay

mike huckabee!!!

mike huckabee is runnin for prez '08!!!!!!!! whoo y'alls.i got huckafever. hes cnange to beleive in in. HUCKABEE '08. HES REPRESENTIN

my race

it recently came to my attention that i was white. this is pretty bad for me, cuz now i KNOW my membership request to the crips will be rejected.    your thoughts?

i took a trip

i took a trip to mexico and picked up some cuban cigars

ay dios mio

Back from russia

turns out i wasnt busted for selling drugs it was this other dog that didnt look anything like me now im back and i can speak a little bit of chinese weird

my foot

i think my foot is green. please help me

couch

so i pretty much sat on a couch like all day. until the pigeons came back. then i hid behind a couch. i hope one of them didnt get huphpotonous.

It was all a dream

The frogs they were hoppin

the mops they were moppin

and all those bops they were boppin 

so you think i know what i mean

well i don't cause

it was all a dream

Off to russia

i got caught dealing drugs at a coffee house off to russia

Shopping!

Me and my friend Bacchus were at american apparel shopping for sweaters and i saw this one really nice one that went extremely well with my eyes but then my friend showed me that it was for girl dogs i hate that store its so hard to tell

my new religeon

i worship the almighty couchfish. this is his blog

bad treats

sorry guys. aristotle ate some bad treats

fur

my fur... is like a million colors... whoa

oranges

oranges. i mean whats up with that right?

horrible fire

there is fire. everywhere. my eyes are coal. 

Pigeons are out to get me

i have been around the block a time or two so i know when a pigeon is thinking things and i saw these two pigeons talking about how much they like puppies for handbags and they thought that i would be a great handbag for holding all their pigeon things

now im afraid of boxes and ghosts but who isnt afraid of ghosts i mean seriously

i saw a movie

i was watching tv and this movie about a guy came on it was pretty interesting

he was all like woah man and then the other guy was like hey whats up and then they died

i liked the cinematography and in one scene there was a sheep thats straight up man 

aristotle out

controversy

i realized while i was in prison, that people love controversial blogs, so now i too shall be controversial. controversy like: whats up with persians? they all like "what?" and i'm all like "what u talkin about persians?"..... you know what im sayin???? probably not.

bail

i posted bails y'alls. i also got some jail tats. (is actually permanent marker but its the same thing.)

Break fast time!

i slept all night and when i woke up i was hungry so i ate break fast hooray

more medicated dog food for me

i wonder what huphpotonuse is doing

A poem

I dreamed i was a dinosaur

a huge destructive beast 

I walked around prehistory

and ate from a dinosaur feast

as i was dreaming a heard a roar

and then i turned my head

i opened my eyes and looked around

and i was laying in bed

i need cash again

ok ya guys. any mony sent to the send aristotle to animal planet fund, wwill go to my bail. so thanks for your  kind donatopns which probably is still just in the male. 

confessinons of a puppy

yos there. dere be somthing u'al need ta no. i killed a man in reno, so now im a convict oopsies :p. so anyways tilll i make bail ill be postin brom prizon

i was hungry againz

i was hungry again so i ated dinner now im not hungry bark!

i was playing tetris

i was playin tetris and i got my new high score ten points

i thought those tetris lessons would do more

i barked at the noise

there was a  noise so i barked

how i blog like dat

so pretty much i have three personalities. bot not that mental thing. just htree general ways blog. on s the self loathing one, which yalls farmiliar with. tha other two is da colorful one an dat other one, that hungry.

- fom ZZ dog

I discovered a new cite on das Internet YouTube!

grrrrrrrrrrz. im'z angry! no one has sent me there money. what there problem? i wantz to goez to animal planet!!!! fire!!!!!!! i is dis |-| clos to tottaly making an sangry face!!!! >=() GRRRRA

i wants to go to space

i was waatching a special on animals planet and i decided i would rather live on the animals planet than earth please send money so i can gets to animals planet

i saw another dachshund

i was walking down the hall and i looked out the window and saw another dachshund looking at me and so i walked past and then walked back and he was there too

scary things scare me i dont like stalkers

IM SO FAT!!!!!!!!!!! Stop eating fatty!!!!! And im lik no!!!!! StopITSTOPI)+RU RGSRTOPIRAHHHHHHHSTOPITNOICANTCANTCANTCANTCNATNACTCACACAT

CATNATNATANATNANCTNACNCTNACNTCACTNACIMSODEPRESSEDCANTCANT

CNATCTANCTACNCTACANT!   

popsmicles

so i was like dancing

so i was like dancinbg but then i wasmt and that was BAD. but so was !hitler!    ='() POPSMICLES 

Im Hungry

i woke up this morning and i was hungry for something good to eat