chupacabra attack

hey guysss on my recent trip to this lake in an undisclosed location i saw a rare chupacabra attack on a yacht on the lake and with that there was a small scream and forty million deaths

my new farm

hey guys my entrepreneurial heart has extended out onto this small farm in nevada where i built a racetrack for illegally aquired zebras and cats also i have constructed also a small base under ground where i am training rabid squirrels to become less rabid it has worked wonders so far

great new ride at california adventure

hey guys the people at disney are completley redoing california adventure so to make the grizzly river run ride more friendly the took off the grizzly head and used this one

my new body

hey every one i was tired with my body so i went to the doctor and got a new one it suits me much better i think take the new poll if you agree

wizard ari

hey everyone i am now an official member of the harry potter we are losers club and i got this free hat hooray

so my foot is still green. whats up with that. ands i got a new digital cmaera with lots of pictures to take. So mcguiver called cuz i for got to than

k him for the camera. and then he said the vote was unanimous, i am captain cheez-itz

pigeons

oh no the pigeons are back and have new weapons i am afraid oh and also they are communist

bear dance club

hey guys i just when underground and found this awesome new bear dance club call bearingtons its the best

rain gods

i was just reading an article in sky mall about how rain gods control the weather with drums hooray everyone obey

This is a song dat wiilly boy composed for the musical God and Jack for which I am un consulting producer

Mickey gone wild

mickey mouse has cut loose in disneyland and got a gun and some cigars tgo smoke while he skate boards around watch out bad influence alert

dinosaurs!!!! its the 411

hey this just in dinosaurs are on the planet they just touched down in dallas and are eating people

Huphpotonus in space

hey just wanted to let you know huphpotonus was abducted by aliens and put in space i keep calling ufo hunters but they wont send any one out here ugh!!!

my new friend francois

i have a new friend from france named francois he is very handsome and he has a moustache not really me and francois love to play games together like hide and go home thats my favorite cause i always win

pikmen

so the other wiilly one was playing pikmin, he was like escape to the surface so i said what the surface of the sun? no way jose´ it is torrible there. and he said no in pikmin. and then i was all like i HATE pikmin. those little red ants make my muffins itchy. i still eats them though. the red ones is too spicy! and so are the yellow ones, but not really the yellow ones are sour. them blues ones make me un-thirsty but the purple hurt when they hit my tongue so mash them up with my paw. rom! urmf! smargle! smurfs! potato chips!

Help!!!

oh no here is a shortage of love in the world how could that happen!?!? everyone go out buy a puppy and then love it and i think this crisis will be solved

Puppets again

so i was reading a book about the astronomy of puppet shows and it said that 90% of puppets are fueled by magic and sneezes.  I believe it was true because the publisher fake books also informed me of such truths as aliens and bigfoot as well as the crystal skulls and republicans.  Did you know that the flintstones was really a metaphor for a brain aneurism mixed with hawaiian punch neither did i i read it in more lies volume six 

Mexico!!!!

just got back from mexico and i miss the great food headgear and facial hair oh well anyways chalupas!

Pancakes

so i was thinking maybe they could start selling pancakes that are different colors like green and purple and red and blue and orange and pink and black and white too yeah oh and also different colored kangaroos like a red one and a yellow one with different colored trim also sombreros and moustaches

glue stick

i went to ace hardware and ummmmm oh i bought some glue sticks so then i openned one and ummmmmmm it spilt all over the floor and ummmmmm oh it got on my feet and ummmmmmmm oh it stuck my feet to the ground and ummmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah thats it ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

oh i also enjoy ice cream

hablo espanol

hola me llamo ari.me gusta tu bigote y nos tenemos cuatro pies.  Todos los dias yo como mucho antijijos y me peine me pelo en la manana.  A veces yo leo el libro the moose with loose poops.  Siempre me toca a doler.  No tengo mucho para dar por los meses.  ay dios mio cual es su numero de telephono.  Buenos dias mi padre fidel.  Te amo.  ayer iba a querer pero no pude.  Ay que pasada.  Me choca los personas voladores porque siempre voler.  Adios amigo

conan

So im goin on conan. I know right. but its like WAY past my bed time. so i need to like chug red bull. but im so excited. So take that huphpotanous. i made it on conan before you!!!! you've only been on public access! Oh yeah. noodles just kicked that zombie gorrila

Aris world

IT IS ARI'S WORLD!!!!! ARI HAS GOLDFISH ARI DOES!!! NO ELMO!!!

finally

hey everybody its done so you can stop worrying

Sponsor

Hey everybody thanks for making my site so popular now i have an official sponsor from Crayola colored pencils okay so keep following and buy some colored pencils too

star fox

i bought star fox 64 on the virtual console and was playing it and i died which sucks because i was on the first level

clothes for fish

i have this new idea for clothes for fish and hats too

i think its the only animal that doesnt have clothes and there fore feels left out

platypus

platypusSo im on this new diet, where i have to fight a platypus for all my food. so far its working out great. the platypus is dying of over eating and yep. now hes dead.

mourning

today i am mourning for the loss of my dear friend the loch ness monster who turned out to be real and dead sorry nessie oh and shoes

German

so turns out i'm German. So i'd would like to formally apolugize for world wars I, II, and...  knock on wood... III 

Sharpies

hey guys so i was playing with a sharpie the other day and it bled out on me dying my fur black i tried to wash it off but it wouldnt come out so here i am now

Parachute pants

well at was at this yard sale and i picked up some sweet parachute pants they are so legit its crazy like wow are those real some one asked me and i was like f**k yeah theyre real and then he was like oh no and we had a dance off it was so intense and i won which was the best part

da puppy bowl

so there were puppies on, get this.............. THE TV?!?!?!?!?! WHAT? WHAT? thats crazy. :crazy: the there were kittens, who couldnt even bark. i mean if u dont speak the language, you can get out!!! thats all i got for y'alls

excess neck fat

hey guys it turns out that after my short life i have accumulated excess neck fat so thats bad oh and giraffes are my new favorite color

Cats

whats up with that a new species i mean really why are cats even in the ball park for a new species like why are cats and soda any different seriously grape soda grape cats practically the same thing oh and go ravens wooh win the superbowl oh this just inned umm the ravens arent in the super bowl fine then nbc we will just watch the puppy bowl on animal planet huph

Pass times

one of my new favorite pass times is watching cars drive past
there are red ones and white ones and black ones and green ones and yellow ones and grey ones and pink ones and orange ones and purple ones and ones with fire oh and scarlet ones and brown ones and muddy ones and clean ones and new ones and old ones and striped ones and japanese one and american ones and small ones and big ones and ones with leather seats and there are some that have big tires and some that have small ones and trucks and mini vans and sedans and hummer and ford and gm and daimler and ferrari and smart oh and also i like flamingos

Shadow Ari on the loose

i was playing wii tennis with my ari mii and i had to box the shadow ari and i punched to hard so now he is out of the tv running around oh and strangely the tv doesnt work so no more george lopez for me