Aristotle: my life

its pretty much me exuding awesomeness 24/7

1/26/09

i got caught dealing drugs at a coffee house off to russia

Labels: drugs, russia

Hungry Face

3/14/09 on himslef "like butter in boxcars"
3/7 An ounce of sam eagle is worth a pound of elmo ----- Ben "jamin" Franklin
3/6 (on salt mines of moria) "there is no chex mix so great, as the chex mix of my heart"
3/5 "nancy grace is a b****"
3/3 (on his teriyaki) my teriyaki tastes purple like pancacks
3/2 (on his head fruits) "the blueberries in my head are disgusting"
3/1 (on the smurf race war) "i have taken the blue side in the smurf race war"

aristotle: dachshund of love: i am a dachshund i live in a house i have two blogs: http://aristotlesfantasticaljourney.blogspot.com/ and http://aristotlethedachshundoflove.blogspot.com/ i enjoy long walks on the beach and wearing funny costumes also i love obstacle courses my favourite foods include treats and my special medical urine problem solving food i love watching teleision my favorite shows are all my puppies the real pup wives of orange county and pup'd also the ellen degenerous show and the biggest loser i believe in the ohio grassman

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I'm gonna be in an up coming comic book. heres how the animation will look

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