Puppets again

so i was reading a book about the astronomy of puppet shows and it said that 90% of puppets are fueled by magic and sneezes.  I believe it was true because the publisher fake books also informed me of such truths as aliens and bigfoot as well as the crystal skulls and republicans.  Did you know that the flintstones was really a metaphor for a brain aneurism mixed with hawaiian punch neither did i i read it in more lies volume six