5/17/09

michael jackson, McDonalds and a search for cash.

so i was hanging wit' MJ and he was all touching children all over da place. so i said no MJ you have to stop that. he said a hee hee hee. and then moon walked. i scremed "no michael! you're white now and white people aren't allowed to moonwalk in public!" so we went to McDonalds because we want more ads so we can make money from this blog, and if we reference McDonalds, we get ads from them. so ayways we were there an d we wanted pancakes. MJ also wanted an egg McMuffin but i said "NO MJ! no egg McMuffin! I'm paying and i don't want to pay for an egg McMuffin from mcdonalds!" so he said i do what i want and ran off o the colorful ball pit. i felt bad so i didn't stop him. i finished my pancakes. and MJ said he didn't want his anymore. so i was relaxing with the other paernts when i realized the ball pit was a great place for child molestation. oopsies woopsies. so I went to the ball and there he was. WE CAN NEVER GI BACK TO ARIZONA!!! NEVER!!! 

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